Tan France’s First Job In Fashion Wasn’t Exactly Legal

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW.” OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE FASHION EXPERT YOU KNOW FROM THE EMMY AWARD-WINNING SHOW “QUEER EYE.” HIS NEW SHOW IS CALLED “NEXT IN FASHION.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” TAN FRANCE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE […]

Hasan Applies For A Job At The CIA | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hey everyone, it’s Hasan Minhaj. Now that Patriot Act is on break, I really don’t know what to do with myself. I mean, you guys know this: my entire life is just hand gestures and LED screens. So, with all my free time, I’ve actually just been scrolling through job listings on the internet – […]

Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job

HOUSE THAT IS RUNNING ON EMPTY. THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS DRASTICALLY UNDERSTAFFED. EACH INCOMING PRESIDENT HAS ABOUT 4,000– SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THOUSANDS OF POLITICAL POSITIONS TO FILL, AND SO FAR, ONLY ABOUT HALF OF THEM HAVE BEEN FILLED BY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THEIR CRAIGLIST AD SAYS, “SINKING SHIP SEEKS RATS!” ( […]

Weekend Update: Disney’s New Streaming Service – SNL

Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé

>>Stephen: YOU KNOW WHERE THAT CHALKBOARD WOULD NOT BE BLURRED? ON MY LIVE ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL ON SHOWTIME, 11:00 P.M. ON THE EAST COAST, 8:00 P.M. IN THE WEST. ON THIS SHOW “TIME” SPECIAL — I WILL NOT BE DRAWING PENISES, BUT THERE WILL BE PENISES. ( LAUGHTER ) FOLKS, THERE ARE A LOT OF […]

Prison Job – SNL

Funeral Service – SNL

MY HUSBAND LOVED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AS A FAMILY MEMBER. I’M SO MOVED AS I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM AND SEE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TOUCHED BY MY DAVID. >>OKAY. THERE, THERE. SHH. OKAY. NOW GO AWAY. ALL RIGHT. NOW TO SAY A FEW WORDS WE WILL BRING OUT THE HONORABLE […]

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