Tan France’s First Job In Fashion Wasn’t Exactly Legal

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW.” OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE FASHION EXPERT YOU KNOW FROM THE EMMY AWARD-WINNING SHOW “QUEER EYE.” HIS NEW SHOW IS CALLED “NEXT IN FASHION.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” TAN FRANCE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE […]

Ellen Couldn’t Believe This Amazon Service Is Real

This is usually the part where I’d make a joke about the president’s tweets, but I’m not going to. [LAUGHTER] Instead, I’m going to talk about something else scary– Amazon. Have you seen what they’re doing now? Do you know? Ohh. To me, this is scary. Take a look. [MUSIC PLAYING] As an Amazon Prime […]

Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job

HOUSE THAT IS RUNNING ON EMPTY. THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS DRASTICALLY UNDERSTAFFED. EACH INCOMING PRESIDENT HAS ABOUT 4,000– SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THOUSANDS OF POLITICAL POSITIONS TO FILL, AND SO FAR, ONLY ABOUT HALF OF THEM HAVE BEEN FILLED BY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THEIR CRAIGLIST AD SAYS, “SINKING SHIP SEEKS RATS!” ( […]

Cleveland Browns Cheerleader | Hardest Jobs in Sports

– Being an NFL cheerleader is all about bringing pep, supporting the team, creating joy and celebrating the team’s successes. But I cheer for the Cleveland Browns. (sad music) Finding something to cheer for with the Browns is hard. Fumbles, sacks, injuries, fumble-sack-injury safeties, Browns football isn’t very cheery. Any NFL cheerleading is hard. There […]

Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé

>>Stephen: YOU KNOW WHERE THAT CHALKBOARD WOULD NOT BE BLURRED? ON MY LIVE ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL ON SHOWTIME, 11:00 P.M. ON THE EAST COAST, 8:00 P.M. IN THE WEST. ON THIS SHOW “TIME” SPECIAL — I WILL NOT BE DRAWING PENISES, BUT THERE WILL BE PENISES. ( LAUGHTER ) FOLKS, THERE ARE A LOT OF […]

Where the Jobs At?! A Linkedin Employment Series – Episode 14: Craig Wiroll

*cheesy music* Welcome to the Linkedin employment series: Where Da Jobs At? My first guest is Craig Wiroll Gigabit Portfolio Manager for Mozilla Hey Tom, nice to meet you! Thanks for having me. Well…I’m not really “having you” – you paid me $700. So, what else have you done with your life? Well, I have […]

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