Tan France’s First Job In Fashion Wasn’t Exactly Legal

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW.” OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE FASHION EXPERT YOU KNOW FROM THE EMMY AWARD-WINNING SHOW “QUEER EYE.” HIS NEW SHOW IS CALLED “NEXT IN FASHION.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” TAN FRANCE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE […]

Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job

HOUSE THAT IS RUNNING ON EMPTY. THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS DRASTICALLY UNDERSTAFFED. EACH INCOMING PRESIDENT HAS ABOUT 4,000– SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THOUSANDS OF POLITICAL POSITIONS TO FILL, AND SO FAR, ONLY ABOUT HALF OF THEM HAVE BEEN FILLED BY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THEIR CRAIGLIST AD SAYS, “SINKING SHIP SEEKS RATS!” ( […]

Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé

>>Stephen: YOU KNOW WHERE THAT CHALKBOARD WOULD NOT BE BLURRED? ON MY LIVE ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL ON SHOWTIME, 11:00 P.M. ON THE EAST COAST, 8:00 P.M. IN THE WEST. ON THIS SHOW “TIME” SPECIAL — I WILL NOT BE DRAWING PENISES, BUT THERE WILL BE PENISES. ( LAUGHTER ) FOLKS, THERE ARE A LOT OF […]

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