Everything on track? Perfectly according to plan, sir. How’s our new guy doing? Sir? *clears throat* That’s right, where is my professionalism? Test, test, one two, one two. *laser whirring* Test, test, one two, one two. No! *meow* *BANG* *screaming* AGENT BLUEBERRYYY!!
*sobbing* Eight lives left! In honor of your service, I’d love to present you this winner medal for being a great cat- This medal- Oh, boy… This medal will put you in the ranks of other famous people I presented it to… …and perhaps even land you a spot on the new Corridor Cast podcast, a great podcast featuring guests like Freddie Wong, got the infamous Logan Paul Very interesting guy, smarter than you think. *winky winky* *laughter in background*