IF JOB INTERVIEWS WERE REALLY HONEST

IF JOB INTERVIEWS WERE REALLY HONEST


Welcome to the job interview from hell. Hello reception it’s Esmeralda please
call Angela in for her interview. She’s ready? Okay. Your name is? Angela! Nice to meet you. Ok. Please take a seat! Why do you want this job? Because I need the flipping money don’t I? I NEED the money! Ok? Can you please explain your
whole CV to me? Explain your CV Yes of course! I had a similar role in 2009
where I was the PA to the the executive and Why am I telling you all this information of my life? Listen honey. HONEY. Where do you see yourself in five years? Do I have a crystal ball right now that
can envision my life? About where do I see myself in 5 years time. Like what is the matter with you? What are your weaknesses Angela? You really want to discuss my weaknesses? I’m always late to work. I bring stinky food in. I make no friends. I make beef with people. And I’m genuinely am not motivated to be here! It looks like you left your job a month ago. Can you please explain why you left your job so so soon. I left my last job because I thought it was time to.. It was time to it was time to skedaddle
out that place. What’s it got to do with you?? Like is it your business? So tell me a little bit about yourself? I keep my ass at home and drink Coca-Cola all day. What would your ex co-workers say about you? My ex workers would say that I am a very strong team member.. AND OBVIOUSLY Do I even care about them? Next question is: What do you know about our organisation Angela? All I know is that you put money in people’s bank accounts and that is it. Do you have any questions? I’ve got things to do at home you know so if you wanna give me the job you tell me now or I’m gonna go home. Yes or no? Yay or nay? Girl bye! Hello it’s Esmeralda here Don’t forget to like this video Comment your thoughts and subscribe to Angela’s
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