If Job Interviews Were Honest

If Job Interviews Were Honest


hi I’m gonna smile an abnormal amount honestly I forgot this was happening today I’m so nervous I might throw up oh I’ve already judged you based on how you look I tried not to but I did should I start lying now or did you want to small talk about the weather first yeah you can just now go ahead and say everything you wrote on there sure well as you can see here I made up six years of experience head of marketing for mr. Jones nice correct that’s my dad I told him you might call and he has talking points already so tell me about this a management position at this company I’ve never heard of technically I wasn’t assistant but I feel like I could have figured it out mm-hmm see what other interview questions I googled here yes why did you leave your last oh I just feel like I needed a bigger challenge you know and also I was fired mm-hmm tell me about one of your many weaknesses and don’t say perfectionist you liar honestly I don’t really work that hard so why do you want this job I like money says here you’re proficient in Photoshop oh yeah I facetune all the time right it’s one of the same potato patate who am i right fluent in French very nice lie we I know exactly three words that was one of them hey trustworthy I’m not really sure that’s a skill fair it also depends how many drinks I’ve had no it seems like I’m taking informative notes but really I’m just writing don’t hire the little ebook don’t hire stupid answers dum-dum you’re like a good job you know I’m sensing this isn’t going well so I’m gonna say a bunch of buzzwords go for it reliable a team player self-starter maybe something about efficiency a time management there it is problem solver ah ah I’m really enjoying feeling like I’m in power right now fast learner listen shut up you’re talking a little too much so I’m gonna tell you about our company now oh I’m squinting my eyes and nodding as if I’m very interested same yeah no I could care less about this goddamn company well I’m going to overthink everything I said as soon as I walk out we might settle for you that’s what I’m hoping for and you’re right they’re made if you liked this video make sure you smash the forms up you can check out my last video right over there things people say to people to have acne no sports on their face my second vlog channels right over there some other fan right something she check that up and make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday man you know I want you to be that one love superwoman that is a wrap and Zoop

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